people thousands of years ago had memorials for their dead loved ones carved into stone as if to whisper into the ages, “do you know that i loved them?” and we get to whisper back, thousands of years later, “i do. i do know that you loved them.“

I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)

dont make me tap the sign

THE WRITER AND ACTOR’S STRIKES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PAUSED THE PRODUCTION OF 4 MARVEL MOVIES!!!! thank you striking creatives.

So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

Like half of my sense of humor irl is pronouncing the w in sword but that doesn’t come across on tumblr so none of you have ever seen the real me

Yes English spelling is a big pain in the butt. However, it opens a whole layer of comedy where you can give things an alternate pronunciation on purpose. Or on porpoise.

THE FRENCH????????????????????

People with French. People experiencing France. People with France illnesses.